I’m not a particularly craft-focused girl (I prefer machinery) but when a reader sent me this fabric from an Etsy seller, I had to share my delight. Our reader domesticat writes,

There’s an etsy seller — obviousart, in Oregon — who got a contract to do some line art for a condom distribution company. No idea which one. She retained the rights to her drawings afterward, and has made them available on fabric. Her etsy shop has the fabric, plus a pair of boxers made from the fabric. It’s also available directly from Spoonflower.

I love this. It makes me laugh. There’s almost no quilt fabric out there that isn’t completely G-rated, and I love that it’s just bright and sunny and delightful. This fabric’s going in the quilt I’m making for myself — I’ve joked that it’s great to have a cheatsheet that keeps you warm.

Tonight while perusing Nerve’s always-fantastic premium member galleries (use my press account — login: nervepress pass: nerve520), I got lost in the dreamlike world of erotic photographer Duncan Hall. The photos in this post are from his Flickr page; you can find Nerve’s recent Hall gallery here, and he’s on Last.fm here. I picked some particularly hypnotic set pieces of his for this post, and there are more after the jump.

I’m sure by now you heard that that fucked up Jersey Shore show on MTV has its own porno parody now. Oh no, not that good one with the cast and crew who actually look like they were from the show but another one all together.

There are actually two parody’s about the Jersey Shore.  What’s fucking crazy is, this 2nd one was done AFTER the 1st one Jersey Shore XXX, so seeing how good they did, you would think they would step it up a notch, right?  Ummm wrong.  Dead wrong.

I seen the the photo gallery on AVN and I realize, I don’t even know what the fuck this is but it’s sure and the fuck not anything to do with Jersey Shore.  Zero Tolerance fucking failed on this one big time.  They called their movie  ‘Not Jersey Shore: Jersey Whores’ and that’s about the only thing at all that it has in common with the actual show.

Anyone who has ever seen the real Jersey Shore will note you probably won’t see many blondes.  In fact, I can’t ever recall seeing one blonde, ever.  But that doesn’t seem to matter to Zero Tolerance because they cast a couple blondes in their version of the movie.

Here is a shot of Kagney Lynn Karter on the set of the movie (from the AVN galleries)

oh and the Guidos that have really given the show their trademark, with the men with buff chests, and gel in their hair.  Well here is who Zero Tolerance has …

We may have to give this movie the award for the worst attempt at a parody ever.  They didn’t even fucking try.   This is a huge red mark on the Zero Tolerance name, who quite honestly until now I was getting more and more impressed with.  Their production quality had recently been improving.  However with this single failure, they have really lost a lot of their credibility with me.

If you are going to do something, at least half ass it.  They didn’t even try.   It looks like they just shot a random cheap ass, really badly done porno then put the Jersey Shore name on it hoping it would sale, because otherwise, it was so badly done it wouldn’t have a chance in hell to recoup the cost of production.

Zero Tolerance WTF where you thinking associating yourself with this piece of shit project?